Portland manners #yesmaam #portlandia #hipsterseverywhere

Portland manners #yesmaam #portlandia #hipsterseverywhere


What did I spend my Monday doing in the pharmacy? Fixing my manager’s jankass posters. #timeworthmy$$$education

What did I spend my Monday doing in the pharmacy? Fixing my manager’s jankass posters. #timeworthmy$$$education


It’s overcast, but I got my little slice of sunshine in here ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒทโ˜€ #nofilter #happyfriday #flowerpower

It’s overcast, but I got my little slice of sunshine in here ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒทโ˜€ #nofilter #happyfriday #flowerpower


Can I be on vacation forever? #winecountry #middleofnowhere #tipsyafterthreewineries #ilovepinotnoir #nofilter #nomorehashtaggingwithwine (at Goldeneye)

Can I be on vacation forever? #winecountry #middleofnowhere #tipsyafterthreewineries #ilovepinotnoir #nofilter #nomorehashtaggingwithwine (at Goldeneye)


Kava drank. Getting into the island state of mind with @tiffxxtiff #hawaii #whatthehelldidijustdrink (at kanaka kava cafe)

Kava drank. Getting into the island state of mind with @tiffxxtiff #hawaii #whatthehelldidijustdrink (at kanaka kava cafe)


Cooper the pooper is pooped out from playing all morning! ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿพ @yiges @tiffxxtiff

Cooper the pooper is pooped out from playing all morning! ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿพ @yiges @tiffxxtiff


Mini quiche ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿด

Mini quiche ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿด


Too scared to order this one… ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ‘ฝ (at Buca di Beppo)

Too scared to order this one… ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ‘ฝ (at Buca di Beppo)


Awwww yeahhhh free swag!! Let the wedding planning begin! ๐Ÿ‘ฐ๐Ÿ’

Awwww yeahhhh free swag!! Let the wedding planning begin! ๐Ÿ‘ฐ๐Ÿ’


Bargain wedding dresses AND a power outage?? What an exciting day at Target!! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Bargain wedding dresses AND a power outage?? What an exciting day at Target!! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ


I’m too old for this shit. JUST SAW HANGOVER TRES BUSAGJUGRXSDHJJH IM DELIRIOUS

I’m too old for this shit. JUST SAW HANGOVER TRES BUSAGJUGRXSDHJJH IM DELIRIOUS



At the ballet with the BarTan ladies! (at War Memorial Opera House)

At the ballet with the BarTan ladies! (at War Memorial Opera House)


Babies wailing behind me, paramedics on the plane, running to catch the connection… I just wanna be home! #cansomeoneinventteleportationalready

Babies wailing behind me, paramedics on the plane, running to catch the connection… I just wanna be home! #cansomeoneinventteleportationalready


Holy cow! ๐Ÿฎ This 16 oz. ribeye kicked my ass! I guess everything in Texas is bigger.  (at Taste of Texas)

Holy cow! ๐Ÿฎ This 16 oz. ribeye kicked my ass! I guess everything in Texas is bigger. (at Taste of Texas)